A bunch of extremely well-paid scientists have written a paper that says that global warming is our fault, but there’s not a lot we can do about it. Ok, thank you, lets get on with our lives then shall we.
But wait! Even though we found the problem that we can’t do anything about, why are scientists now flying all over the place (spewing out fossil fuels that have been proven by them to trash our world) to have “working groups” about what this means to everyone?
Without spending a zillion dollars, and also flying all over the world, which will shorten the lifespan of humans on earth even more, this is what it means to everyone:
It’ll be hotter in places where it normally doesn’t get too hot
It’ll be colder in places where it normally doesn’t get too cold
Some places will have more water
Some places will have less water
We either adapt to it or go by the way of the dinosaur
The whole idea of “saving the earth” is ridiculous. They make it sound like a cause for the continuation of the earth’s existence, but what they’re really saying is that humans will be extinct. The earth will still be spinning gleefully around space, probably happy that the morons living on it are no longer screwing with it. A gazillion years after we’re gone by way of ice age, or flood, or whatever, the earth may spew out some little creature in the ooze that its created, and one can only hope that a less pompous, less wasteful creature will evolve and simply enjoy what the earth has given them, and not use it for its greed and ruin it again.
In the meantime, since we can’t do anything about this “problem” in my lifetime, I’ll just continue zooming around in my SUV and clogging up the ozone. After all, since social security will be bankrupt I’ll have very little to leave the next generation of people on the planet... so why not leave them with something they can figure out a way to clean up... that’ll keep them busy.
But wait! Even though we found the problem that we can’t do anything about, why are scientists now flying all over the place (spewing out fossil fuels that have been proven by them to trash our world) to have “working groups” about what this means to everyone?
Without spending a zillion dollars, and also flying all over the world, which will shorten the lifespan of humans on earth even more, this is what it means to everyone:
It’ll be hotter in places where it normally doesn’t get too hot
It’ll be colder in places where it normally doesn’t get too cold
Some places will have more water
Some places will have less water
We either adapt to it or go by the way of the dinosaur
The whole idea of “saving the earth” is ridiculous. They make it sound like a cause for the continuation of the earth’s existence, but what they’re really saying is that humans will be extinct. The earth will still be spinning gleefully around space, probably happy that the morons living on it are no longer screwing with it. A gazillion years after we’re gone by way of ice age, or flood, or whatever, the earth may spew out some little creature in the ooze that its created, and one can only hope that a less pompous, less wasteful creature will evolve and simply enjoy what the earth has given them, and not use it for its greed and ruin it again.
In the meantime, since we can’t do anything about this “problem” in my lifetime, I’ll just continue zooming around in my SUV and clogging up the ozone. After all, since social security will be bankrupt I’ll have very little to leave the next generation of people on the planet... so why not leave them with something they can figure out a way to clean up... that’ll keep them busy.
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