I just heard that Oliver Stone is going to trade himself and take the place of hostages that have been kept by Colombian rebels! What a brave man he is, what a selfless act to take their place.
Wait... he’s only going to meet with a group of known terrorists and talk with them about handing over hostages? He thinks that Chavez is wonderful?
Dear Terrorist Hostage Takers;
Please kidnap Mr. Oliver Stone. Just think of all the publicity you’ll get for your cause. It will be quite a thing for you to take him hostage and not allow him to make any more movies. Better yet, make him do a full documentary on your life and beliefs and I think it should last about 5 years so we get the full effect of your whole organization and what you want in the world. If possible, we’d also like you to take Mr. Michael Moore hostage, but totally understand if you can’t, due to the amount of money it would take to feed such a load as he is.
Thank you in advance.
Dear U.S. Government;
Once Mr. Oliver Stone is taken hostage, please continue your protocol of not bargaining with known terrorists. If Mr. Moore is also taken hostage, we’d like to suggest the possibility of bombing the terrorists. War is hell and some innocent lives might be taken, but its all for a good and decent cause.
Thank you in advance.
Wait... he’s only going to meet with a group of known terrorists and talk with them about handing over hostages? He thinks that Chavez is wonderful?
Dear Terrorist Hostage Takers;
Please kidnap Mr. Oliver Stone. Just think of all the publicity you’ll get for your cause. It will be quite a thing for you to take him hostage and not allow him to make any more movies. Better yet, make him do a full documentary on your life and beliefs and I think it should last about 5 years so we get the full effect of your whole organization and what you want in the world. If possible, we’d also like you to take Mr. Michael Moore hostage, but totally understand if you can’t, due to the amount of money it would take to feed such a load as he is.
Thank you in advance.
Dear U.S. Government;
Once Mr. Oliver Stone is taken hostage, please continue your protocol of not bargaining with known terrorists. If Mr. Moore is also taken hostage, we’d like to suggest the possibility of bombing the terrorists. War is hell and some innocent lives might be taken, but its all for a good and decent cause.
Thank you in advance.
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